Friday, February 19, 2010

Special News Report

We are breaking into your regularly scheduled program to bring you this very important news.... Cheating man apologizes!

Whew... that was breaking news. A man cheated on his wife. wow. And now he apologizes for his behavior. That does constitute a breaking news report.

Woods is a golfer. A golfer, for gawdsake. And he's a man. DUH! Do you think Kobe's wife still thinks he no longer cheats on her? Do you think Clinton no longer fools around? Do you need a bridge? I've got one for sale if you're interested.

And good for Elin in not standing up to public exposure because of her f*cking husband. Pun intended.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Banking fees

oh. my. gawd.

I was just checking my bank account online and saw that fees were going up. I went to go see what they looked like, because afterall... I don't do banks. I'm a credit union person and they watch out for their members.

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That almost had me spewing coffee outta my nose!

I repeat... OH MY GAWD. They charge for everything! EVERY. THING. I bet if they could figure out a way of measuring it, they would charge me for breathing. Charge me for being alive. They even charge you if you close the account. WTF?! (okay, so its if you close it during the first 90 days, but still.)

I'm thinking the banking industry now ranks up there with car salesmen. (salesmen used as a generic term. Females can sell cars, too.) oops that should read 'down there'. Banks ranks down there with car sales people.

I'm beginning to think perhaps our economic system should have died the big one after all so we could start all over cause the greed is getting to be too much.