WTF?! The media is reporting that up to 40% of the work force could be out sick and we must take measures to be sure business continues as usual.
Again...WTF?! Damn it, I'm still waiting for the bird flu outbreak!! Remember that one? The one that was going to have a major impact on business because everyone was going to be out sick.... I'm still waiting on that sucker. Now you're trying to scare us again with this crap!! Bullshit, I say. Complete bullshit.
"Get those people lined up for flu shots. There's BIG BUCKs in this line of work. George, hype up the report you give to the news people. Gotta get people scared for this to work."
I've also heard little grumblings about that new shot to "help" prevent cervical cancer... negative results are showing up. (00) Does my surprised look seem real? I'm getting to be a better actor.
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