Special News Report

We are breaking into your regularly scheduled program to bring you this very important news.... Cheating man apologizes!

Whew... that was breaking news. A man cheated on his wife. wow. And now he apologizes for his behavior. That does constitute a breaking news report.

Woods is a golfer. A golfer, for gawdsake. And he's a man. DUH! Do you think Kobe's wife still thinks he no longer cheats on her? Do you think Clinton no longer fools around? Do you need a bridge? I've got one for sale if you're interested.

And good for Elin in not standing up to public exposure because of her f*cking husband. Pun intended.

Banking fees

oh. my. gawd.

I was just checking my bank account online and saw that fees were going up. I went to go see what they looked like, because afterall... I don't do banks. I'm a credit union person and they watch out for their members.

snort

That almost had me spewing coffee outta my nose!

I repeat... OH MY GAWD. They charge for everything! EVERY. THING. I bet if they could figure out a way of measuring it, they would charge me for breathing. Charge me for being alive. They even charge you if you close the account. WTF?! (okay, so its if you close it during the first 90 days, but still.)

I'm thinking the banking industry now ranks up there with car salesmen. (salesmen used as a generic term. Females can sell cars, too.) oops that should read 'down there'. Banks ranks down there with car sales people.

I'm beginning to think perhaps our economic system should have died the big one after all so we could start all over cause the greed is getting to be too much.

Get Yer Fluff Piece Here!

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA snort.

I guess what I've been hearing about Fox News is true. I don't watch it, so I can't say for myself, but news has it that they have signed Sarah Palin to present fluff reports. Inspirational stories, etc. Fluff. You know.

No bias there.

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA. Well good luck to her. Who knows. Maybe she'll become the conservatives' Oprah.

Notice (Addendum added)

This blog will be deleted in a few days.*

I find myself cringing a little each time I open it. I think its because its all negative... no balance. I've been known to praise technology on one day and then bitch about it on another. This blog would only contain the bitching. You know, out of balance.

I'm going to get a notebook and put all my bitching in it, then no one else needs to be exposed to it and every so often I can destroy the evidence. Cause you know. I'm such a sweet person.

*Addendum: I will be rethinking about keeping this blog going because of a couple of comments from people. What is more important? Being honest in my presentation or having people think I'm boring? I mean 'nice'. I guess the bottom line is that if people don't want to be exposed to bitching, they won't come here.

I don't plan on taking any action right now. I'll see how it goes. I know I enjoy reading blogs written by people who are real. Sigh. I don't know. I guess it stays for now.

I Want My Life Back, Damn it!

I'm tired of being a mother. A mother is someone you use when you're down on your luck or are just plain lazy. I want motherhood to stop. And lets not even talk about pretending to be a grandmother. I simply do not have it in me to be something I'm not... and I'm not a kids person. I've tried. I have sincerely tried, but its not gonna happen. I seem to expect a child to listen to adults and do what they are told to do........ snort. One of life's biggest jokes.

I want my life back. The life without live-ins, life without unruly rug rats. I want my car back. I want my bank account back. I want my apartment back. I WANT MY SANITY BACK!

And at this point, the odds of this happening are a gazillion to one against it.

oh yeah.... AND I'M TIRED OF WATCHING CARTOONS!! (However, my favorite is Jacob Two-two. I like the drawings. sigh.)

PS. I think two weeks is too long for school to be out... especially when there's continous rain so there's no playing outside. After winter break comes spring break, then summer break. crap.

Pop Up Ads

What's up with all these irritating pop-up ads?! They're showing up on blogs, youtube, all over. And they pop-up RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. I feel like I'm a trapped wallet and all these grubby fingers are trying to force open my pockets so they can grab my folding money.

I didn't mind the side-bar ads. After all, they are what help to keep internet actives free.... but in MY FACE!! Its too much.

I feel like pretty soon all consumers will be gouged, skewered to the ground so they can't move and they will be actually forced to watch advertisements. Who am I kidding. We won't be forced to watch advertising. They just go straight to our money and forget about getting anything for it. After all, their CEOs need those million dollar bonuses. That's what capitalism is all about. Greed.

Clean Up on Isle Three

I gotta post something here so that those few poor folks who are innocently following this blog don't end up with cuss words on their sites.

Clean up.... clean up needed on Isle three, please.